Listen, we love CleanMyMac, and we know you want to use it. But, c’mon? A keygen? Guys, it’s not that easy!
Ok, so maybe that is a video that shows you how to crack CleanMyMac in like 2 minutes. But hold on a sec! Why would we even post that on our website? It’s our software! We make you pay! It makes no sense!
Guys, keygen’s are low-brow stuff. You’re better than that. We get that you don’t want to spend money on our software, but think about it: We put months of work into this stuff. And here you are, stealing our work from us in 2 minutes? It’s just unfair. That’s our gas money! Our groceries! Our beer money!
Please, don’t crack CleanMyMac. I mean, how would you feel if you created something and people just snagged it in a matter of seconds after you spent night after night working relentlessly on it without a real job? It’s dedication!
Ok, hear us out. We’ve gathered 7 solid reasons as to why you shouldn’t crack CleanMyMac.
The Epic “Why You Shouldn’t Use a Keygen or Crack for CleanMyMac” List:
- There are 60+ people who work at MacPaw. We have families. Wow, sorry to hit you so hard with #1, but seriously. We work here. It's our income we're talking about.
- Your Mac can be attacked by hackers. It can happen (…maybe). In all seriousness, when people crack CleanMyMac, issues can occur because of alterations to the software. It makes the software faulty and can freeze or delete things that are not safe to delete. Do you really want to risk deleting sys32? (We know, Macs don’t have sys32)
- Your Mac will explode because it’s fake software, it’s not the real thing! This one is somewhat serious. Not the exploding part, but the fake part. Any version that you get cracked or keygen’ed, it’s not the complete version. Trust us. We’ve cracked our own software. We know.
- Aliens live in CleanMyMac keygens! They live in various forms of other CleanMyMac cracks as well. Wait a minute… That’s kind of awesome.
- We know about each and every CleanMyMac that’s used a keygen or has been cracked. We have databases. Our databases tell us things. Databases are like Gods. Gods of the aliens in the cracked CleanMyMac universe.
- You aren’t just paying for the software, you’re paying for a lifetime of assistance with the app! We’ll help you late at night, when you’re all alone and cleaning your Mac. We’re that bright light at the end of the tunnel. Or something like that. You get what we’re saying. We’re assistance — You're paying for assistance.
- We’ll be your friend, forever. Come visit us in Kiev!
It’s early, this list was written on zero cups of coffee. But they’re solid reasons! Anyway, for getting this far, we have a present for you.
As an added bonus, we’ll give you a discount if you would do us a small favor. You know, Godfather-style. You help us, we help you. Maybe that’s a bit more Jerry Maguire. Anyway, tweet us:
“ I won’t use a CleanMyMac keygen. [insert personal message here] ”
… and we’ll send you a discount. But we want the personal message. It’ll be fun to have a brief chit-chat over some coffee and Twitter. Plus, you’ll get to see what everyone else not cracking CleanMyMac is writing us, too.
We want to laugh. And if you’re funny, we might just send you an even bigger discount.
It’s showtime at the Apollo, guys. Let’s go!
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